Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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