If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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