Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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