i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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