I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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