so that wasnt chicken after all
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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