Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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