I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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