ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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