i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
