the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
