then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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