Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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