whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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