WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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