I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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