it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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