So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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