Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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