just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
