There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think I am morally bankrupt
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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