if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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