absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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