the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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