Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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