I didn't shave. On purpose
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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