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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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