I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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