Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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