there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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