She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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