I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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