Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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