So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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