halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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