He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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