I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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