she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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