I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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