Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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