hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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