He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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