What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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