sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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