is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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