wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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