erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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