I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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