were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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