Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Randomize
