After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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