love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
