she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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