yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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