I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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